living for the fiiiiight!

Carina, 18, Brazil.
Posts I Like
  • Me: This movie, I liked it
  • *Throws ticket down*
  • Me: ANOTHER!

This picture is basically the summary of my entire life.

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  • 2007: 17 and pregnant
  • 2008: 16 and pregnant
  • 2009: 15 and pregnant
  • 2010: 14 and pregnant
  • 2011: 13 and pregnant
  • 2012: 12 and pregnant
  • ...
  • 2023: fetus and pregnant

benefits to dating me

  • you have no competition
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  • that’s about it actually
  • but i think it’s a good point

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presidenthilton:

one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u”

but the jokes on them

i love gay porn

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Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?

The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

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